tonight my friend and i milked a couple drunk guys out of a lot of money and im exhausted. pretending to be interested for a grand is tiring.
trying to go to sleep despite the sun being up, the birds tweeting and jeeves chewing on me.
i want my man.
Me likey the new feature! Everyone should enable the feature that lets people see what you’ve liked BTW. :)
(Hover over someone’s tumblr icon on your dashboard if you don’t know what I mean)
why do they keep making dumb shit wen they have so much to fix? Seriously, I should work there.
Good morning, up at 6am again, WTF!?
Here’s a video of me practicing the pole moves Ive learned from Miss Pole Dance Australia.
(ginandtattoos, you can reblog me! xo)
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