March 2009
“A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you been drinkin jack and coke all morning. she can make you feel high, for the single greatest comodity known to man - promise. Promise of a better day, promise of a greater hope, promise of a new tomorrow. This particular aura, can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl, in her smile, in her soul, and the way she makes every rotten little thing about life seem like its gonna be ok.”
—Author unknown (via beautifuldefinition)
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHA BEST ONE SO FARToday, I went to go cheer my boyfriend of 3 years at his volleyball game. During the game, he was beamed in his “area” by a volleyball. One of his teammates carried him to the back. When i went to go check on them i found his teammate giving him a blowjob. FML
its ok, come on, no time for education, so lets go
Come here, stay with me, stroke me by the hair, cos i would give anything, anything, to have you as my man
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“That was a fucking dolphin!” “Yeah, I saw that one!” we give chase and draw near and soon the distant dance becomes an omnipresent carnival. We slice in our vessel through the ocean’s emissaries, they lead us and flank us, they follow and mirror. All about us these shimmering angels of the sea communicate through motion. The excitement is replaced by awe. We can hear them ripple and breathe, scorching grey, liquid flames they are, born and reborn with each emergence. I’d always questioned whether or not dolphins were actually any good or just one of those things that everyone assumes are great without really questioning it; like the Dalai Llama or blowjobs, but they are; burgeoning marble ghosts that embody grace. Among them we all became silent and transfixed, somewhere between a funeral and a firework display. These are the moments where one feels proximity to truth, where the supernatural becomes tangible and the pleasure pledged by five star luxury becomes accessible to all.”
—Russell Brand on his blog about meeting dolphins in Malaysia
“The number one reason people don’t set goals is that they have not yet accepted personal responsibility for their lives.
Intelligence, education, hard work, and good connections are useful; but without goals, you tend to drift like a rudderless ship from project to project, never harnessing your full potential.
The primary benefit of setting goals is that you begin to take control of your life. The overwhelming majority of Americans are so caught up in the urgent activities of daily living. They are running hard, but getting nowhere because they have confused activity with accomplishment.
Without clearly written, precise goals you will invariably drift in whatever direction the wind happens to be blowing. Instead of being assertive and proactive with your life, you’ll simply react to the world around you and become the self-induced victim of circumstance.
Winners, on the other hand can tell you where they are going, what they plan to do along the way, and who they will be sharing their adventure with them.
” —Taken from Denis Waitley Seeds of Greatness: The 10 Best Secrets of Total Success
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“You’re like a match – hot on the top, wooden on the bottom.”
—Dancing With The Stars judge Len Goodman, pointing out the stiff moves of contestant Holly Madison, on the dance competition - hahahahahahahahaa!