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January 2011
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I want to travel and take photographs, experience and change, connect and reinvent, come and go.
“I find the whole concept of being ‘sexy’ embarrassing and confusing. If I do an interview with photographs people desperately want to change me - dye my hair blonder, pluck my eyebrows, give me a fringe. Then there’s the choice of clothes. I know everyone wants a picture of me in a mini-skirt. But that’s not me. I feel uncomfortable. I’d never go out in a mini-skirt. It’s nothing to do with protecting the Hermione image. I wouldn’t do that. Personally, I don’t actually think it’s even that sexy. What’s sexy about saying, ‘I’m here with my boobs out and a short skirt, have a look at everything I’ve got?’ My idea of sexy is that less is more. The less you reveal the more people can wonder.”
—Emma Watson, Celebrity Rush News (via shescoastal)
10 Things To Never Say To A Stripper
In case you somehow missed the memo. Subtitle: ways not to get lied to in a strip club.
10 Things To Never Say To A Stripper Posted on January 7th, 2011 in Featured, The Life by Bella
1. What’s your real name?
I can understand this question being asked after you have built a relationship as a customer with a dancer. However, too often is it the first question asked. I can usually move past the question with a giggle and sweet comment that indicates it’s none of their business. If they push the issue, I will use a very common name that starts with the letter of my real name. So you’ve accomplished absolutely nothing by asking me this. Congratulations, sir.2. Why are you doing this?
The question itself does not bother me. It’s the manner in which this question is asked. It’s always some “Captain Save A Ho” who thinks he’s in love with you. Worry and sorrow fill his face as he asks, “why are you doing this?!”. And it will surly be followed by him guessing why he thinks I’m “doing this” at rapid fire. As if he were on a game show and is going to win a prize the faster he guesses it: “You’re a student? Single mom? Abusive boyfriend?! CRACK ADDICTION?!.” Sorry Captain Save A Ho, you will never have a chance with me. You’ve exposed your close-mindedness. You’re only going to bore me.3. Do you give happy endings?
This question is annoying, because we know exactly what you are talking about. However, this one allows you to get creative. The next time I get asked this question, I am going to tell him that I DO give happy endings. Once I sell him the VIP and our time is coming close, I will simply stand up and say “And we all lived happily ever after”.4. What are doing after you get off work?
The answer will always the same: “Sleeping, mother fucker”.5. Do you have a boyfriend?
Despite what many might think, strippers are not stupid. Especially when it comes to their money. By telling you we have a boyfriend or a husband, you’re going to picture your money going to him, when you give your money to me. Therefore making the process of extracting money from you , much more difficult. So just like question #1, you’ve accomplished nothing but being lied to.6. Why should I pay for something I can get for free?
Easy, because you’re in a strip club, asshole.7. Stand up and let me take a look at you.
I’m not cattle, and I don’t want to be treated as such. When I get asked this question, I stand up… and walk away.8. You should give me a cheaper dance because I’m better looking than most of the guys you dance for.
Honey, in no way have you turned me on by asking this. You should be humiliated. Now go home and do your homework, brat.9. I’ll get a dance, if it’s free.
Suicide watch. Someone wants to die. This is the worst thing you can say to a stripper. I think my dear friend answered this question the most appropriately: “Do I go to your job and ask for free shit?!?”10. My girlfriend will get mad at me.Then go home! I’m sure she’s waiting there with a ball-gag and a big black dildo to stick up your ass anyway.
“no leaders, please
invent yourself and then reinvent yourself,
don’t swim in the same slough.
invent yourself and then reinvent yourself
and
stay out of the clutches of mediocrity.
invent yourself and then reinvent yourself,
change your tone and shape so often that they can
never
categorize you.
reinvigorate yourself and
accept what is
but only on the terms that you have invented
and reinvented.
be self-taught.
and reinvent your life because you must;
it is your life and
its history
and the present
belongs only to
you.”
— bukowski
seems to be along the lines of a lot of the things you post.
This is perfect! I love it when my followers send me things they know I’ll like :)
Into the Ocean
Blue October
Blue October - Into The Ocean
“I raised my hand as if to show you that I was yours
That I was so yours for the taking
I’m so yours for the taking” —blue october “18th floor balcony” (via shesalady)
That I was so yours for the taking
I’m so yours for the taking” —blue october “18th floor balcony” (via shesalady)
Ive already got a list of article ideas for the new The-Dame.com :)